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He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please! The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please! More jokes about: accountant , money , travel , work. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives! Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?
I forgot to send the check," she says. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month? Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for? More jokes about: anniversary , holiday , money , travel. NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. More jokes about: lawyer , money , travel. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them.
But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him.
They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened? More jokes about: death , dirty , ethnic , morbid , travel. A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
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